The Tard™

This term was coined by The N-Word Pass group chat on Misfits Amino. When someone has the Tard, this means that they are incredibly retarded. It can be spread through sucking dick or through the air. The Tard is incredibly contagious, which is why most people who contract this horrible disease must be immediately quarantined and given an acid bath.

Did you really just say that? Looks like you got The Tard™, my friend.

by mystery_tard101 February 4, 2019

MAGA-tard

A person who pays reverence to the radical ideologies of the alt-right as well as having a strong devotion and loyalty to former President Donald Trump.

Mr. Tanner’s rant of election fraud and other conspiracy theories is making him sound like a MAGA-tard.

There’s a pastor on TV explaining how God sent Donald Trump to save the United States. What a MAGA-tard.

Look at all the MAGA-tards storming the Capitol!

by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh December 14, 2021

buness tard

A Buness Tard is another name for a jobby especially a large one.

Aidan dropped a big Buness Tard down the pan

by Shug89 October 17, 2018

Sarca-tard

A Sarca-tard is a person that cannot recognize or appreciate sarcasm.

My ex wife is such a Sarca-tard! She can never tell if I'm being sarcastic or serious.

by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014

cheat tard

A name you can call someone who does better than you in a game to accuse them of cheating. This can be used whether you actually think someone cheated or not.

Sarah, how did you get ahead of me you cheat tard!?

by Jason Kelley October 10, 2007

king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards

person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards

by planekid December 18, 2017

twirl tard

One who has the inability to properly twirl pasta with their fork.

Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.

by bamtime February 17, 2010