ttyl tank

teh lollerskater's worstest enemi! shoots brb bullets n can run ova nething! roflcopters can pwn them cuz they drop wtfbombs. lmaoplanes shoot omgmissiles @ them 2, but on teh ground, ttyl tanks pwnzor teh nub lollerskaters. a great asset 2 ne army.

"zomg! teh ttyl tank just pwnzord jimmy!"
"onoz!"
"call headquarters 4 backupz! tell them 2 bring teh roflcopters immediately!"
(10 minutes later)
roflroflroflroflroflrofl
"hoorah! teh roflcopta is here 2 pwn teh ttyl tanks cuz they r teh ubar suxzorz!"
"lololololololol!!111!!oneone!!!!1one

by Johmama August 23, 2007

tanked

continuously consuming alcohol with two underlying facotrs; you are overly intoxicated, and simply cannot drink any more(this should be determined by your fellow peers). "Tanked" status is quickly diminished upon vomiting.

you should've seen Karl at the house party last night- he was fucking tanked.

by kbizzy December 28, 2007

tankass

A generally unattractive rear end as a result of wideness.

Man, that girl went off to college and got tankass.

by The S Diddy August 12, 2003

Wank Tank

{wank tank} a shitty public bus that evreyone hates driven by el homo the mexican driver

Guy 1:hey how we gonna get to ur house?


Guy 2: oh fuck wer gonna have to use the wank tank

by ajice March 13, 2009

dank tank

An adjective used to describe something that is intensely nostalgic or old school.

Hey man did you see that video of me blowing up a Buick with a shotgun?

Yeah man, that was pretty dank tank.

by Slangsultan November 6, 2011

skank tank

a peep show.

I work at the skank tank.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

tank top

a sleevless woman's shirt with a wide space between the straps

Where did you get that tank top?

by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2007