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Toilet cupcake

The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.
Hey steven i just left you a toilet cupcake in the bathroom tell me how it taste
by peanut pounder April 23, 2009
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Toilet's Revenge

Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.
I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!
by nero11 February 27, 2008
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Toilet Amnesia

The act of pooping on a toilet and then spacing out for about 10 minutes thinking about anything.
Dude, Jeff has been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes what is he doing? Either he's whacking it or he has toilet amnesia.
by vivarlotto January 7, 2009
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Clog the toilet

The toiled it clogged oops auto correct I meant toilets clog the toilet lol uwu
by dumb waves May 22, 2019
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Off the Toilet

When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"

Off the toilet Hot.

OTT for short
Whoa, did you see Sofia Vergara on the Emmys last night. I'd take her 'off the toilet"
by dnasty tampa January 11, 2013
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Seductive Toilet

A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.
"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"

"Probably was Seductive Toilet."
by Sajuco August 11, 2013
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Toilet method

The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.
Why are you mixing that powder with water? And capsules? Just do the toilet method.
by The Dictionary Beast May 3, 2023
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