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Anal Thunder

When you eat too much mexican food and beans and you drink an energy drink, it creates a waste thunder storm.
Dude you should of been there last night, it was like Anal Thunder!
by Nintendo69 February 15, 2013
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thunder sexual

The sexual attraction to fuck all, whilst simultaneously fucking all
Jim: I fucked your toaster and it didn't turn me on
Jane: why did you fuck my toaster?!
Jim: because I wanted to

Jane: fucking, thunder sexuals
by The real thunder November 3, 2018
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Burning Thunder

Where you fart and it hurts so much you think you have been struck by lightning
man i just had a serious case of burning thunder, feels like my ass is on fire
by ajwhite7 May 17, 2011
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chocolate thunder

When you fill a chicks pussy with chocolate pudding and then hit her in the stomach as hard as you can so it shoots out.
"Man, my room was covered after i chocolate thundered that girl"
by Johnson+Johnson April 19, 2006
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Thunder cunt

A cunt suitable for use by the whole family - at the same time if required.
Would you and your brother stop fighting over that thunder cunt, there's room for everyone!
by LouGee October 18, 2008
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Afro Thunder

What you call a cool kid that has an Afro
Jim: Hey did you see Afro Thunder today?
You: No, I think he is sick
by The Ultimate Afro Thunder December 25, 2008
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thunder monkey

Thunder-monkeys like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are all as crazy a bunch of scarey-eyed, barking moon-bats.
by J. S. Owens December 21, 2003
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