Thick as two shits

An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.

'John, you're as thick as two shits'

by Shmopho September 1, 2008

thick

having more of a solid, muscular form in the thighs, butt, legs,and MUST HAVE a small, flat waist

melyssa ford is one thick female, mo'nique from the parkers is fat,fat people get the two mixed up

by kim July 8, 2004

thick rick

HUGE COCK N BALLS

RYAN IS KNOWN AS THICK RICK BECAUSE HE FUCKED YO MAMA WITH HIS THICK PRICK

by Flasp July 11, 2016

thick

A person that is not fat but not too skinny. Has meat on her bones. ( thighs, hips, tits, ass. ) Men find this very appealing to the eye.

gaw damnnn that chick over there is thick as fuckkkk!!!

by jdlittleee05 January 26, 2017

Thickle

To Tickle a Thick person around the thigh area

Ohh man looks like someone needs a little thickle

by A/V Cable January 17, 2021

Thin Thick

A girl with large breasts, a tiny waist, and a big round rear end.

Damn Crystal! You look Thin Thick in them yoga pants girl!

by Iceman2419 June 13, 2018

thickie

juice + yogurt .
coined to set it apart from the ubiquitious smoothie.

mango juice + yogurt, drop in a few blueberries for a yummy treat!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006