Torpedo of Truth

A massive erection which gives the receiver clarity beyond their wildest dreams; exposes them to truth

I met this hot babe and introduced her to the Torpedo of Truth. She's enlighened beyond her years

by dinyab May 3, 2011

Truth

If the word truth is written in brackets after a statement its a lie

I dont love your mom (truth)

by Yomommma69699 October 6, 2022

The Party of Abiding Truth

The Party of Abiding Truth is a political ideology in which multiple conservative, liberal and other various non-conservative views are shared to:
"inspire unity among the people" -Party leader Imperial High Councilor Xal Kon'Eda Komtaree, 2021.

The party's main beliefs stem from Ethical Socialism (a.k.a. Moralistic Socialism) which bases its actions on morality and ethicacy as well as shares similarities with Democratic Socialism, Liberal Socialism and Conservative views.

Ranks include; initiate, Party Member, Advanced Architect, Honor Guard, Chief of Staff, Ascendant Council, High Council and so on.

The party's name seems to be of reference to a Post-Covenant (halo) Faction labeled as "Servants of the Abiding Truth", however this is only speculation.

"hey did you hear about the party of abiding truth? i heard they've been active in the area"

by article master October 13, 2021

Truth

To emphasize a point by utilizing sarcastic humor.

“Damn she ugly”

“Truth”

by Yeah_pee June 11, 2022

Pride and Truth

A phrased used by a not very smart girl who is entitiled and probably smells bad when she loves something but really means "tried and true."

This bagged caesar salad an fake brown sugar latte is my pride and truth meal to stay skinny.

by iamkayleerose August 29, 2024

Adjacent to Truth

No it fucking doesn't Matt. Do you want the fucking thing off or no? I can prove to you that it's there. I can literally prove that I have your soul marked and all it takes is a chef's knife. You can go to heaven today and I am guaranteed hell so I can send you to heaven, consequence free.

Hym "Adjacent to Truth and done deliberately. The deal is the deal. The people engaging it did so freely. To you have a problem that you are peripherally culpable in the thing THEY are doing with me? Because they signed the contract for everyone as I have said before that you are all the same thing to me under the auspices of the 'inter-subjective solipsism' thing. And that is what is so irritating about how the retards around me are actively. These people really don't get it and they think they get it and that is making this take longest than it has to... I'll amend the deal if you want and, unlike you, I won't even make you ask for it. I demand that you let me un-tarnish your souls. OR, Matt, you can be a good Christian and sacrifice yourself for everyone. You know you won't get in. You know you are going to do shit like this instead of what God says. Do it's going to default to a random anyways so why even bother with the sacrifice, right Matt?"

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025