To tell your boss on a job that you have a medical emergency and you have to leave for the day,But really quit the job and take another job without giving notice or letting anyone know that you’re not coming back.
Jack was sick of Not being appreciated and treated like shit by the contractor he was working for, so he did the “ultimate shady fade” and drug-up to a better job.
by JACK CHAIN November 14, 2023
Get the Ultimate shady fademug. When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
by Zzid July 10, 2021
Get the Ultimate Calculationmug. Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.
Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"
Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."
Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."
by Legocunt August 31, 2017
Get the Ultimate collectormug. Same as Flashpan but just as you drop em you line the ring with wholegrain mustard for a real deep burn.
Have you been ultimate flashpanned?
by keepaneyeonus November 14, 2011
Get the Ultimate Flashpanmug. This is the highest possible level of god flow in which one person seems unstoppable and untouchable.
by Anonymous Soldier March 15, 2021
Get the Ultimate God Flowmug. Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
by Dimedude January 5, 2009
Get the Ultimate Pringlesmug. by the sexual definition guy August 11, 2017
Get the ultimate jobmug.