Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022

Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.

"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico

by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022

squirt squad

squirt squad fastest and the farthest squriters ever. we know how to squirt sooo hard. we have a bookclub on tumblr every saturday where we queef we rub our nipples and we squirt. amber is the leader of the toe squirters while londynn is the leader of the republican squirters daisy is the leader of the queer squirters and maddy is teh leader of the fastest and quickest squirters all together we squirt and fuck.

"omg i wish i could join squirt squad they r so hot and sexy and cunty"

by maddysactuallycrakfkdjg January 4, 2024

Wake up squirt

The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex

My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.

by SacPhil September 30, 2025

lil uzi squirt

It’s like that one guy with the vision head stone thingy but he’s really horny and be squirtin’ like a woman

I love to lil uzi squirt when I hear drake kiss boys #certifiedboylover

by Kiki_HentaiMaster April 3, 2023

squirt

a summer camp game which is for <10 y/o children. the most skibidi game i found.

Bro 1: hey, do you think things could get worse?
Bro 2: SQUIRT!!

by mrbeast539275 December 4, 2024

Squirt

Means you fuck me too good and I love the fuck outta you. Exactly that.

When you squirt i love you n you fuck me good

by Maackdawg May 20, 2023