Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
by Mike&tom December 05, 2018
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Carolina Squirt Gun

The act of having a sexual intercourse while wearing a condom and after you ejaculated you tie the condom and poke a hole in the tip and squeeze the semen all over the girl.
Dude me and Heather were knocking boots and when I finished I hit her with the 'Carolina Squirt Gun'
by Mingster November 18, 2021
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Juicy Juicy Squirt

"I'm gonna Juicy Juicy Squirt all over you."
by Trash16 November 03, 2018
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The short burst squirt

When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.
by Daddyajthelord March 14, 2024
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skirrt and squirt

To go on a drive with friends that then leads to the sexual act of intercourse the leading to squirting
I went for a skirrt and squirt with my friends Racheal, Jack and Joel
by Thewankbank754327 February 05, 2025
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squirt turd

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.
by MakeMice1976 January 01, 2018
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squirt bucket

The PC version of the term "cum dumpster", not pertaining to any specific gender. This is equal opportunity profanity. It merely refers to a vessel in which fluids resulting from sexual intercourse are deposited.
Three girls just came walking out of Ethan's room, he's such a squirt bucket.
by SquirtersAnonymous April 10, 2016
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