Nonce

A British term for a pedo or pedophile. It is also used commonly as an insult by year 7s (gremlins) and year 8s (retired gremlins)

Donald Trump is a nonce.

by That one Irish guy May 14, 2022

Nonce

A nonce is typically a word used to describe someone who prays on young children. There is a high chance a nonces name will be Joe Harrison

Joe Harrison is a dirty nonce

by Kieran kinny August 1, 2021

Nonce

Used to win arguments.

Ellis was losing the argument but then called Ash a nonce. Ellis won by default.

by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020

Nonce

Another word for Tom Pulford

Have you heard about that nonce?? Oh you mean Tom pulford?

by JohnathanWickers June 8, 2024

Nonce

A pedo, British slang most of the time used to describe a teacher or something along those lines who is a creep.

"You know that French teacher?"
"The one who has sweat marks on his shirt?"
"Yeah, he's a nonce"

by Killer Qween March 9, 2019

Nonce

Alex stephen. he touches kids every ady and loves to finger kids because he drives a white van

" That boy in the white van alex, hes a right nonce

by 000000034ff October 15, 2020

quirky nonce

A female with short purple hair that nonces on year 8 girls from London and extremely edgy, pretty fit tho would smash.

Is that Millie?? No that’s a quirky nonce

by White Steve Harvey March 24, 2019