coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023
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gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
by phoenix steel March 10, 2008
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Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.
I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.
by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021
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Badger

A person who sports the Stone Island branded badge at every conceivable opportunity.
There's a badger, over there, nothing is going to kick off here, tonight.

There were a lot of badgers at that Britain First rally, on Saturday!
by MaksR January 10, 2024
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badger scratching

A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.
I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”
by anonymous July 19, 2021
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Belying badger

A badger that is lying on the ground, minding it's own business, wearing a beekeeper suit, when suddenly someone picks it up and flings it at another person.

A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.
I was minding my own business...When suddenly, a belying badger hit me upside the head.
by Her Purpleness December 17, 2012
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Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.
Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!
by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017
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