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smelch

When a guy shoots his load in the womans ass and eats it out enjoying every single second of it.
While Bill gets his load off in Fashion's ass he then jumps back there to eat it out of her bum.
by Bill Dodds December 14, 2003
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Bell Smell

To describe someone you dislike. Accusing someone of "Smelling Bell-Ends"
"Jesus christ dave, did you see that presenter of 'funhouse?' what a bell-smell"
by Coop December 24, 2004
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Smelcom

The scent that Malcom leaves behind when he walks out your office.
Man can you smell that smelcom? Someone get the air freshener.
by Bob the Destructor September 30, 2004
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burnt popcorn smell

The smell of someone's piss who smokes too much weed.
That golden shower just smelled like burnt popcorn!
(burnt popcorn smell)
by STINKYmcSTINKFACE June 13, 2008
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you kinda smell like a baka

you kinda smell like a baka
by Potato 737477 September 1, 2021
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Smell My Brick

(1) Another way to say suck my dick without using any fowl language (2) What Billy (A retarded Petersburg midget) thought inmates were telling him in the Petersburg jail.
(Ex1)
Guy A: Dude, how gay are you?
Guy B: Smell my brick!

(Ex2)
Inmate: Suck my Dick!
Billy: What does Smell My Brick mean?
by Burkeycl August 10, 2010
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Smell Test

Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous
Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?

Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.

Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.
by Jako Kot July 26, 2010
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