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scoop-a-duece

The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)
I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..
by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011
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Shoop

When you shower and poop (not at the same time, but on the same bathroom run)
Lynette shooped so long, we couldn't go to the mall to get new corsets.
by BigDaddyJar September 10, 2012
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double scoop of vanilla funk

1) An alcoholic drink containing peach tea, Pepsi, Sprite, orange juice, Hi-C, and Bacardi 151.

2) An instance of a White person doing something amazing and uncharacteristic of White people, like being good at basketball or dancing.
1) "I'll have a Double Scoop of Vanilla Funk, I'm gonna get wild tonight"

2) "O! he slammed that one in your face with a double scoop of vanilla funk"
by Mal-1 December 31, 2007
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Scoop'n

Scoop'n is a replacement for the word cool.
When something is cool you would say "that's scoop'n."
by Phadeus August 5, 2008
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stoopies

the combination of the words stupid and poopies. Can be replaced by either/or.
She looks stoopies.
Don't be stoopies.
I have to go stoopies.
You've got some stoopies on you.
by Jackinless July 9, 2006
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Scoop Ass

When a man or a woman's ass becomes overtaken by cellulite demples that resemble "scoops" out of the ass.
Man that fat chick has got some bad scoop ass.
by tentcondom December 27, 2007
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shoop

the only correct singular form for sheep: one shoop, many sheep
by OneShoop May 17, 2022
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