When a male holds his fist in a stationary posistion on a waist high table and inserts his penis into the gap of the fist, thus leading him to feel like he is having authentic sexual intercorse.
"I walked in on steve, while he was performing the stationary on himself, And he ejaculated all over my desk."
by Curt & Jeff March 24, 2005
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In popular surf culture to start some static means to go skating. The static is a reference to the friction of the wheels to the ground and when the tail or nose hits the ground.
In popular surf culture to start some static means to go skating. The static is a reference to the friction of the wheels to the ground and when the tail or nose hits the ground.
"I grabbed my board and went to start to some static."
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"And I wanna start some static but I cant afford,
To slam to the ground when I fall off my skateboard.
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"And I wanna start some static but I cant afford,
To slam to the ground when I fall off my skateboard.
by Will Delahunty June 17, 2006
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a term that adequetly describes an individual(generally a male) who exerts strong effort towards his appearance, perhaps strong enough to make him GQ cover-worthy thus giving him the ever prized GQ Statis.
by chemstock May 25, 2007
Get the GQ Statis mug.A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.
Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!
by mobile crunk February 23, 2009
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Get the stationary joe mug.When you tell somebody how it is and you don't beat around the bush. You tell the person what's wrong without making a big fuss of it.
by Katelena January 2, 2016
Get the stating a point mug.A small storm of static that interrupts electronics and other machines. Usually such occurrence happens in hot and humid weather.
by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017
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