Shakespeare

Really old guy with a whole crap-load of plays that he may or may not have actually written. Some of his stuff is good, some not so good, but all of it over-analysized by english teachers around the globe. Like all really old guys from the Renaissance, he kind of looks like blood hound that got thrown into a blender with a bunch of lace doilies.

What was Shakespeare thinking when he wrote "Romeo and Juliet"?

by zombie_fools April 10, 2008

Stokes' Mom

A cheap whore.

Stokes' mom is a dirty whore.

by Neil February 21, 2004

two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something as soon as possible.

Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"

Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."

by TheOhJeez November 2, 2009

the shakes

Uncontrollable torso shivers. Usually caused by some disturbing thought, visual, or sound. However, may occasionally be induced at random for what seems to be no reason whatsoever.

"Goddamn, I just got the shakes!"

by Nick Crawford December 9, 2007

Shakespeare

The God of English Literature. He makes horror movie icons look like sissies and dictators like civilians.

Dude 1:Man, reading Macbeth is much more eye scorching than staring at the sun.
Dude 2:I know how it feels. Shakespeare made Alexander the Great look like a panzy with his writing.

by Christopher Henderson January 19, 2009

Reverse Shakespeare

The act of giving a woman half the amount of poison that Romeo gives Juliet in order to knock her unconscious in order to commit heinous sexual acts.

Man: Hey girl, drink this
Girl: Ok. No problem
(Girl then falls to ground unconscious)
Man: Best! No I can proceed to carrot this chick in the butt. Thanks reverse shakespeare.

by koolSWEDE January 27, 2011

Fly-Over States

The states flown over by many flights going to New York to Los Angeles. These states are often ignored and thought to be second class to coastal states. This however is not true. These states are populated with people who work hard.

The fly-over states often have many educational opertunities including colleges like South Dakota School of Mines and Technology. If one would like to learn about these states, they should visit the fly-over states.

by Hardworking American September 23, 2012