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by  September 21, 2022
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Speaking in Tongues

The act of grabbing and securing ones balls with teeth, and licking the secured edges like an oversized ice-cube.
Did you see Pastor Browning the other day? I never knew he loved Speaking in Tongues!
by Jesusmyoneandonly June 27, 2021
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speak

you speak straight fax you know fam
by gymdudechris March 05, 2023
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Speak

The address of this place you seek…
It is where the geese speak great…
And away went your plate.
Speak I did…
I really should invest in a lid
by 😃 are contagious 😃 July 31, 2024
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Speak

Literary genre. Characterized by heated arguments occurring between people. Strictly non-violent. Objects may be damaged, but the oral combatants do not directly physically injure each other on purpose under any circumstances. The arguments are the defining characteristic of this genre. It is called Speak.
"Ping Wins invented the litereary genre known as Speak, in which the arguments between different parties are the centerpiece of the literature, in the same way that sex is the feature of erotica, or battles are the feature of the action genre."
~Ping Wins January 6, 2020
by Ping Wins February 06, 2020
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Xbox speak

Light-hearted, playful or otherwise insincere jokes that mock or tease others in online video games. They are explicitly non-threatening and free from violence.
'I'm not a violent person, I've never wanted to hurt anyone over video games, granted I may have said stuff but that's like.. xbox speak'

'Your mommas fat'

'*insert* *insert* I built this fire and fucked your mother beside it'
by Dr Russells August 07, 2019
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Speak Guitar

When one plays the guitar so beastly it is as if the player is speaking in another language. This usually occurs during major guitar solos or when serenading. This usually involves the use of guitar scales.
by Shaggyray January 11, 2011
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