Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
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Snot Taco

A piece of toilet paper used to blow snot into and folded width-wise.
"Yeah, my dog died the other day, made a serving of Snot Tacos in my room."
"Oof."
by Chimble January 25, 2021
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snot flume

Snot flume: the vertical depression between the base of the nose; at the septum, and the Cupid's bow of the upper lip. Generally noticeable by the parallel Philtral ridges.

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."
"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."
by Marlin Tubbs June 29, 2014
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snot barf

The forced puking of a nostril clogged with mucous encrusted boogers.
Sly: "Dija see dat guy snot barf onta da flo?"
Kareem: "Shit bro- dats nasty".
by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018
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snot barf

Nasal puke. The forced ejection of nasal mucous and associated detritus from one nostril.
Joe: "Man, dija see dat guy blow a wad of snot outa his friken nose?"

Willy: " Yeh - dat ma dida snot barf."
by Mr.Tissue January 15, 2018
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