Carpet Sniffer

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.

Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.

by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024

sausage sniffer

A faggot who can't stop smelling penis

Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis

by Slurped buttface December 8, 2024

Nobcheese sniffer

Someone who gathers their nobcheese in a bottle or jar and sniffs it (sometimes eat)

Zak is such a nobcheese sniffer!

by weirdefinitions February 3, 2025

Nobcheese sniffer

Someone who sniffs their own or another mans nobcheese

You’re such a nobcheese sniffer.

So what, I like it.

by weirdefinitions February 3, 2025

Downy Sniffer

Noun-Someone who has Down syndrome or acts like it

Hey,look it’s the Downy Sniffer over there.

by FEDEX8004 February 8, 2025

Slit Sniffer

Someone who samples their own goods so to speak. They might be worried about their PH balance so they take a little sniff.

Before we had sex my girlfriend was being a slit sniffer to make sure it was all good down there.

by Scroty Doinkials February 14, 2025

salad sniffer

Someone who watches someone else’s salad get tossed for the sole purpose of sniffing it afterwards

“On my wedding night we invited my best man to join but he didn’t want to participate, he just wanted to be a salad sniffer”

by cashmoney0301 March 1, 2025