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splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.
Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch
by Smashleigh0713 June 1, 2018
mugGet the splatter snatchmug.

Crusty Snatch

Crusty being, well crusty...bread crumbs sticking to the thiccc thighs, and snatch being another word for pussy (vagina).
That girl had a damn thick crusty snatch on her
by CatFeces_Burglar January 3, 2019
mugGet the Crusty Snatchmug.

Wookie snatch

Wookie snatch: a hairy, large woman’s typically unfresh and unkept vagina.
I’m guessing he isn’t sticking it anywhere fresh; last I heard, Its hole of choice was Wookie Snatch.
by GggggggDdddd May 25, 2018
mugGet the Wookie snatchmug.

snatch purse

When a woman hides items of personal value in her vagina.
Bro, my sis thought she was going to be searched by the 5-0, so she stored her crack in her snatch purse.
by Stealthy_Redneck October 31, 2017
mugGet the snatch pursemug.

snatch rag

A clean piece of laundry laying near your bed that can be used to clean up or absorb extra moisture when you're having sex with a girl and she keeps having gushing orgasms or you've cum and it's just too wet.
The other night I was making love to Shelby and her pussy got too wet so I told her to grab my t-shirt and use it as a "snatch rag".
by J-DAWGG September 6, 2013
mugGet the snatch ragmug.

Cup snatch

When she has thighs thin enough to cup it with a cupped hand
Last night me brian met linda, he cup snatched her
by Cup snatch February 15, 2020
mugGet the Cup snatchmug.

Elastic snatch

After childbirth or sex with many penises a woman's snatch Returns to its tight original size
My wife's had four kids and she still has a nice elastic snatch
by Psreid May 28, 2017
mugGet the Elastic snatchmug.

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