C-smash

The cervix smash

“You remember Kenneth from grade school?”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”

by NeetsHtennek February 17, 2019

Smash and dash

When you are smashing but you get caught so you have to dash.

Daniel didn’t want to get in trouble so he smash and dashed.

by Lil ghetti boy October 10, 2018

Smash and Dashcam

Noun. How hookers keep track of car fucks.

The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!

by B-rizzle February 12, 2019

Alabama Smashing

a term that tipically refers to sexual relations between family members in the state of alabama.

"do you know whats going on between nancy and her cousin john", "no, what?", "i think they are alabama smashing"

by lara lynn July 24, 2020

pedal smash

when you go meet a blind date and shes just too ugly and you hit the gas and leave her standing there in the dust...

i have standards.. had to do a pedal smash....

by mackdadalicious cornielius June 26, 2020

retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.

Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!

by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014

garbage smash

If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.

Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...

by King Jay December 11, 2007