“You remember Kenneth from grade school?”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”
by NeetsHtennek February 17, 2019
Get the C-smash mug.The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!
by B-rizzle February 12, 2019
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by mackdadalicious cornielius June 26, 2020
Get the pedal smash mug.A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014
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by lara lynn July 24, 2020
Get the Alabama Smashing mug.If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.
Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...
by King Jay December 11, 2007
Get the garbage smash mug.To define an extreme amount of well used rizz, to the point you want to smash the person rizzing you up.
Is used to exaggerate having rizz and being rizzful.
Can be used to describe a romantic action done smoothly/hotly
Is used to exaggerate having rizz and being rizzful.
Can be used to describe a romantic action done smoothly/hotly
by leighton_stalker_fr February 9, 2023
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