Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.

Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."

by demonrobot December 11, 2022

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Single Pringle

When you're single and ok w it because your perfect alone

Tina: Dave are you ever gonna find a girlfriend?
Dave: Nah imma Single Pringle

by female woman January 11, 2023

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SINGLE

That moment when you feel alone because you see that all of your friends are 10 times hotter than you. Then you see that each one of them has had a boyfriend/girlfriend and then you cry inside because you realize your going to be single forever because you look like a sewer rat.

IM SINGLE AS FUCK

by Binkybabydsddy October 28, 2019

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Single girl energy

When you and your single friends are living it up every weekend and find any excuse to party and go wild.

Dang that girl Carol has been partying it up every weekend since summer started and it’s almost thanksgiving.. she definitely has that single girl energy.

by Leeslut November 2, 2019

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