by vcgtfcdgfg February 5, 2017
Get the Simonmug. Simon is a person you will never forget. They were they guy that would always break something of yours, steal something of yours and just generally be the most annoying person you will ever meet. Though they mean no harm, you will remember a Simon for the rest of your life. As for appearance, you can never tell if their hair is red or brown, they will also always want it very short. Simons are very skinny with a slightly larger, more oval head. Simons have the energy level as a 100 cups of coffee and have the same vibe as the "A KNIFE!" "NO!" vine kid.
by Iputmyfriendsnameonhere November 25, 2021
Get the Simonmug. When both parties are feuding over a game that isn't important, yet both parties are screaming at each other because they are blaming the other person. In the shitty game, they are unable to understand when it's their fault, leading to them taking a massive shit and having a aneurysm and dying.
by BigBlackAssNigga May 9, 2025
Get the Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.mug. by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022
Get the Simon stanleymug. 
Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.
Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?
Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
by Presrox103 January 8, 2023
Get the Josh Simonmug. the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”
by shatikiliki November 28, 2019
Get the simon syndromemug.