Shaved Lincoln

A sex act between two men that requires: Whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. The act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it's almost full, then he will take the razor and scrap all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. He will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his penis, making sure that Lincoln's face is on the tip. The penis with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man's bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.

"Would you like to try a Shaved Lincoln later?"

by BananaPajama June 22, 2013

shavel

When you’re wheelbarrowing a chick and singing “I’ve been working on the railroad..”.

Yeah she let me do anything so I started Shavelling her, and she started singing along!!

by Jack Attack is Wack September 3, 2019

Mango Shaved Ice

When you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that "mango shaved ice" has some sort of disgusting sexual connotation much like "strawberry shortcake" does, causing them to immediately stop.

Person A: Dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a sexual technique? It's even worse than strawberry shortcake! BEWARE OF THESE CONVOLUTED FOOD ITEMS.

Person B (Eating mango shaved ice): OMFGWTFBBQ *SPITS OUT EVERYTHING HE OR SHE IS EATING.*
Person A: :D

by RRondo April 4, 2010

Shiven

The dumbest bitch you will ever meet. who got played by smera lmfao!

smera is a hoe but shiven is not

by read if you like dick November 22, 2021

The Stinky Gillete Shave

When you eat a nasty chick, and her goopy juices get embedded into your moustache or gotee, and the stink is with your even after you wash up...The only way to rid yourself of the horrific waft is to shave your face clean....

Dude, what happed to your gotee?

I had to do The Stinky Gillete Shave..

OH.....

by Anthony D.... January 3, 2005

No shave November

Also has a meaning in a competitive swimmer's world where ALL swimmers must not shave because it will cause resistance in their training (and sometimes their meets), but will make them stronger and easier to glide through the water when it comes to shaving it all off at a very xinfinity important meet.

Swimmer 1: It's finally No shave November
Swimmer 2: Finally get to fit in, for once.

by love'nswim November 3, 2013

Shave the Ass

see Three Layer Approach.
Usually done on Saturday Nights.

It is saturday and my ass it like astroturf. I strip metal with that motherfucker. Time to shave the ass.

by Zinger May 14, 2003