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Ghost Ship

A combination of Stranger and Dutch Rudder, where you sit on your hand until it is numb before fapping(Stranger), then have someone Jack you off with the numb hand(Dutch Rudder).
John: “Man, what a night! I thought I was going to have to settle for the Stranger since my wife was out of town, but my friend Andrew stopped by and offered me a Dutch Rudder. Bam! The Ghost Ship was born!
by SatanicManic July 15, 2023
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ship panic

it's when you freak out over a ship that is sailed. it's a word I made up and I don't know what else to say
person 1: omg! Carly just kiss Freddie!

person 2: my ship sailed! *freaks out*
person 1: stop having a ship panic dude!
by NIGHT_BR3AKS June 29, 2022
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ship whore

Someone who hops between relationships and friendships too much. It's like a whore but no sex.
Person one: I thought Kate was my bff! Now she's saying that she's your BFF instead of me!

Person two: Wait. That just happened to me. Now she's calling some other person her best friend. Ugh, she's such a ship whore.

Person three: She totally forgot about me too. Now she's going out with a bunch of people. Wtf.
by The penis puncher April 30, 2024
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Pirate Shipping

When you stick you dick between your legs and bend over, showing your asshole and penis hole toward the same direction, and begin to piss or jizz.
Pete was Pirate Shipping Matteo in the locker room yesterday. He got cum all over the place.
by 420GoBrotherRice69 March 22, 2019
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Childhood ship trauma

A weird ship that you found as a kid with unlimited internet access and hate with your entire soul. Usually from cartoons from late 1990-2010’s and involves, incest, pedophilia, and/or, enemies to lovers
Friend 1: I hate the humanized bill cipher design

Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma
by ButcherOfZoos July 20, 2022
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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
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do you like ships?

A danganropa meme that I love for some reason
Freind:hi
Me:do you like ships?
by MelonPanda January 4, 2021
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