shims

Shitty Timbs, therefore, Shims

You need to retire your shims and get a new pair

by FoxyRoxy April 22, 2005

shimptoms

is when a person that looks like a "shim" and has some kind of simptom either emotionally or physically

a "shim" walks into a doctors office and the doctor asks what are your shimptoms

by Elizabeth Romo November 30, 2006

shimmy shammied

When someone is really drunk or incoherent on drugs and they speak to you in slurred speech they are referred to as: "Shimmy Shammied"

"Dude, see that guy puking in the garbage can? He tried to talk to me earlier but he is too shimmy shammied."

by suzanne081804 March 13, 2007

Shimmeh Kongo

Referring to a man having oral sex with a monkey.

HOLY SHIT that guy is having A SHIMMEH KONGO!!!

by Billy f. January 14, 2008

shimmyswam

To "shimmyswam" is to have a desire to have sexual relations with the opposite sex.

Gabe: Yo Rich, you seen JazzO today?

Rich: Oh yeah! Thats all about the shimmyswam!

Gabe: No doubt!

by Mister E Oh April 3, 2008

shiminymotherfo

Implied to be a bad word but really isn't. Often used in place of more severe expletives.

Shiminymotherfo that hurt!
Shiminymotherfo!
That guys is such a shiminymotherfo!

by 67comet May 5, 2008

shimsabablin

to be chilin like a villian out in mission
at your dads house for dinner

i am just going shimsabablin

by keith robson February 28, 2009