shift-easy

another word for bi-polar diease.

dude shes got bi-polar, you know she's a shift-easy.

by sidr January 8, 2008

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shifaxed

shitfaced as in drunk and your friend(s) can't text properly

when your friend is out and wants to tell you how drunk they are and can't use the qwerty keyboard on their phone properly becasue they are so shifaxed

by thefoffsfriend October 19, 2010

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1. A person who's a shyster & noticeable fraud, or suspicious of being a fraud
2. Someone who is untrustworthy in any manner;

3. Someone you give a side eye to whenever they open their mouth or are presently in the room because of their reputation of being a knockoff, lying, or engaging in a clear pattern of questionable behavior

Adam Schiff seems very schiffy every time he makes a political statement, especially when he blatantly lied about Russian collusion.
Your statement sounds extremely schiffy especially considering you're a known liar.
Only a schiffy pastor would have a 1000-dollar line, a 100-dollar line, a 10-dollar line & a 1-dollar line while proclaiming everyone will get the same blessing.
That pastor who claimed he was robbed of a 1 million dollar chain on live TV sounds very schiffy to me. I bet he orchestrated the whole thing.
Those glasses & hairstyle he's wearing make him look very schiffy. I wonder how many bodies he has in his basement

by DrShalomim January 8, 2023

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Chauffer Shift

1. A work shift where a co-worker schedules you the exact same shift as themselves or another co-worker so that it conviently works out for them that you can give them a ride to and from work.

2. This usually occurs when co-workers have no car or their driving privlages have been suspended so the person with the chauffer shift is guilt tripped into going out of their way to pick them up and take them home. Only rarely are they offered gas money for their generosity, it is just expected of them.

Emily: "Hey, you and I just happen to have the exact same shift as each other tomorrow, I didn't realize I did that when I wrote the schedule. Crazy."

Jessica: "Yep."

Emily: "Well since we're going in at the same time is it cool if you swing by and pick me up on your way to work?"

Jessica: Sighing..."Yeah, I guess so." Sigh "Damn chauffer shifts." (mutters under breath)

by 12548SSSS June 3, 2011

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A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

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