Shane

Shane is a tall skinny-fat male who didn't hit puberty until he was 32. Shane is a bitch, not in the sense that he is a mean-spirited individual but more so that he is a coward. Shane loves current game grumps and his favourite TV show is Johnny Test. Shane will winge and complain whenever he is asked to do anything. Can't cook to save his life, sustains himself on frozed pizza and ramen, but not the good kind. Shane is incredubly creative but will never get anything done because he is too indecisive to stick to one idea. Has watched every Adam Sandler movie.
Tim: son of a bitch Shane still hasn't done dishes yet, its his turn.
Matt: I'll go talk to him hold on...
Matt: SHANE DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY CUNT
Shane: UUUUUUGH IN A MINUTE GOOOOD
by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020
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Shane

A person who has great earrings and definitely doesn’t procrastinate school work... They have a house in Pennsylvania and have an amazing friend named Madeline who is super hot and awesome
I hate Shane ❤️
by insert funny name here May 27, 2021
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Shane Dawson

The queen of YouTube I said what I said and that’s the tea sis ☕️
Sentence Example: Bad Teacher - “Who is the queen of YouTube?”
Student - “Easy, Shane Dawson DUHHH!!”
by ______shanedawsonisawholemood January 10, 2019
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Shane Warne

To have a heart attack. Something Gen Z need to be concerned about with their current health habits.
Holy shit someone had four fuckin Red Bulls and Shane Warned in my math class!
by helloitsunknown August 14, 2022
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peanut eating shane

Shane who just wants to eat peanuts cuz he loves em, but all's he got is a large pizza and a 7 foot bong
by Kev mil April 21, 2017
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Shane Farrell Syndrome

One who eats crayons and hates ketchup, proper weirdo.
Aw lads he's on a mad weird buzz, must have Shane Farrell Syndrome
by Weirdo, Shane Farrell May 9, 2018
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Shane

He has a fucking big dick and he's a fucking god
Shane ist just perfect in every way he's e fucking big dick legend
by BigDShane November 22, 2021
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