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Name Shame

The unfortunate title associated with having inconsiderate parents who doom their offspring to a lifetime of shame and embarrassment due to the ridiculous names given to them at birth.
Such unfortunate people exist such as: North West, Moon Unit Zappa, Dweezil Zappa to name a few.

Another example of a near miss Name Shame event.
At the hospital shortly after their new son is born Bula Bawls says her her husband "Dick, we can't do that to our new son naming him after your grandfather."
Dick thinks about this for a minute and says, "Bula, you're probably right. I can picture the teacher calling attendance on the first day of school if by that unfortunate chance there's two Harry's in the class. When both boys raise their hands after being called and the teacher sees this I can picture her saying, "ah, how nice, we have pair of Harry Bawls in the class this year."" Later that day, Richard N. Bawls and Bula Bawls leave the hospital still thinking about a nice non Name Shame name for their new son.
by Richard N. Bawls June 11, 2015
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Gibbon's Shame

"The Gibbon's Shame" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To perform the Gibbon's Shame, climb to the top of the forest canopy and drape your vine near the banana tree.
Dr. Livingston's numerous expeditions into the Zambian jungle had no scientific merit and were really just meditations on The Gibbon's Shame.
by boat butter January 15, 2009
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Shame Shave

When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.
Frank: Dude, where's your beard?

John: I went to the World Beard Championships.

Frank: So, you shame shaved?

John: I don't want to talk about it.
by BeardMan May 25, 2012
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Shamear

He loves girls all and always tries to make them happy . He keeps himself together and he absolutely loves fashion . He is sometimes bald and he is sometimes ashy.
OMG shamear ashy
by Danyla October 23, 2018
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shame shelf

Supermarket food reduced price area where goods are reduced in price. Usually near the best before or expiry date.
I got some great bargains from the supermarket shame shelf today.
by Metalworks October 29, 2020
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Shame

Ambika Das Thampi (Mr Sad)
Das said, "It's a matter of shame"
Fkshegsyeyegsfsffffjdgdfdd!!!! Ffooddddd sppppilllledddddd dddown,
by HyperSad99 January 20, 2021
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No Shame Saturday

n. a weekly holiday from feelings of shame, regret, or remorse, but not from consequences. No Shame Saturday can be observed between midnight and midnight or wake up to sleep, depending on the observers preference with the stipulation that the time frame must be established by 11:59 PM on Friday. Other variation on the holiday include No Shame November, and No Shame Semester (the final semester of a college student's senior year).
Person 1: You just vommed in that bush! You're disgusting!

Person 2: You can't make my feel bad about that; it's No Shame Saturday!
by shamefreesista August 13, 2013
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