Seven separate sections of safety

There are seven separate sections of safety:
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance

3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited

6. Be careful beware of safety

7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment

Remember the seven separate sections of safety.

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

Seven-Haggis

The act of rollerskating in pure ecstasy during a holiday. It is an old ritual practised to worship the Yellow Butterfly, a fertility deity that inspired Isaac Newton to write the Third Law of Motion when a cabbage landed in his rectum due to unexplained circumstances. Seven-Haggis is popular among sport game players, as it provides an opportunity to show off luxurious rollerskates. The activity has been banned in multiple states due to obstruction of sidewalks, forcing civilians to jaywalk.

I'm going with Eva to Dick's to pick new rollerskates to Seven-Haggis during sping break.

by September 25, 2023

crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 March 22, 2018

Twenty Seven

Kind of like the well-known sex position called “69”, but laying beside each other instead of the classic version in which one lays on top of the other.

“You wanna twenty seven?”

“Hell yeah!”

*licky licky sucky sucky sounds*

by LilTangelo August 15, 2022

Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

seven hernandez

Whenever you are so lame that your parents can sense it before giving birth. Probably not even mexican, or only a distant relitive was mexican. Has a massive forehead and is too talkitive. Allthough is sometimes is nice and selfless.

That kid is totally a seven hernandez, just look at that little faggot over there

by Seven the destroyerp November 06, 2018

At Least Seven

A non-response that is given when asked a quantitative question for which you have no answer, or would rather not provide one.

"How many pedophiles from Epstein's island do you think are in our government right now?"
"OH! At LEAST 7"
_________

"How many people have you slept with?"
"Uh- I mean- at least seven."

by Busty Ryan December 19, 2024