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Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?
by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024
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Airplane Shooting towards the sky

The trashy hack author of proud immortal demon way aka Shang Qinghua. Died eating noodles cus he dropped them onto his computer and got electrocuted. Lord of An Ding Peak (finances) somehow is the only one who knows how to do taxes, projected all his trauma and insecurities into his book ans now has to thug it out because he transmigrated there. Got no bitches because hes a loser, but that's not true cus so many of us want him. The only reason one has hands is to hold the airplane, pet the airplane, cherish the airplane, forfeit all mortal possessions to the airplane.
“Airplane shooting towards the sky you shitty hack author!”

“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”
by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025
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Rooster scootin

Struttin around flirting or fucking off at work
You're over there rooster scootin when you should be up on that ladder working.
I see you over there rooster scootin for them chicks.
by Big Wes & Eric January 24, 2026
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Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.
Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
by Darkmeat June 8, 2025
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Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.
Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
by Darkmeat June 8, 2025
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mounted shooting

A sport for baddie horse people where they ride a horse and shoot a revolver at a series of balloons and are timed
Ans is a baddie cuz she does mounted shooting.
by that one clumsie girl June 19, 2025
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School shooting

BUT HE DEPLOYED THE MILITARY! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SCARED THE BAD GUYS INTO NOT DOING A CRIME! WHAT HAPPENED!?
Hym "Yeah, nothing is going to change because you refuse to look at the actual causes. I'll reserve my judgement on the school shooting until you actually report on the ACTUAL impetus behind the act. We'll see. Maybe it's ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA. Who knows!? They refuse to investigate and or corroborate my thing."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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