Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"

by Salmonator September 3, 2013

street salmon

A dirty hooker who smells like fish, she'll hit anything just on impulse.

Stay away from that place, it's packed with street salmon..
OR
let's go there, it's PACKED with street salmon!

by makesenseright November 4, 2015

Packing Salmon

*could also be said "Packing the salmon"
Euphemism for having sex

The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.

"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."

by jiffyluube September 4, 2016

honey salmon

A top tier chick.

John:That there is a honey salmon.

by Akdillpickle August 10, 2016

brain salmon

Two thirds peach vodka, one third Arnold Palmer.

Did you try some of that Brain Salmon last night?

Yeah, that shit was dope.

by jamundertoast July 18, 2016

laquanna samone

1. Inspiring a sense of mystery, awe, and fascination.
2. the quality of being great, distinguished, or eminent.
3. having or showing complete and constant support for someone or something.

4. pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically.

LaQuanna Samone is a culture. It's the way we live. It's what we eat, think, & breathe.

#AMysticalFoodExperience , #TheUnicornChef

by The Unicorn Chef December 22, 2016

Salty salmon

My seventh grade science teacher

I fucking hate Salty Salmon

by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017