sweasle

A sideways weasling from a merged lane into moving traffic. Normally conducted by douchebags.

Why did that motorcycle just have to sweasle his ass into my lane.

by Road rage December 4, 2013

sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

Sweaven

Sweater Heaven

Have you been to that store Savers? It's Sweaven.

by robin's word May 8, 2015

Sweater Pecs

Having the pecs that are sizable enough to look good in a sweater.

Man, that guy sure has good sweater pecs!

by Andybandy69 October 1, 2015

sweaten bullets

Nervousness that leads to perspiring.
So scared that you start to sweat.
nervous

When a guy wants to date a young lady, but has to meet her dad for the first time to ask his permission - he might start sweaten bullets while he waits for dad to come up from the basement or start sweaten bullets when dad questions his motives with his daughter!

by Floridatoy June 10, 2016

sweater milk

Breast Milk

Did you drink all the sweater milk, that was for the baby

by Bearcub1987 December 20, 2016

sweater eater

A vibrator that tears that hairy shit up.

Misty got really excited to use her new sweater eater tonight.

by John Yinzer December 28, 2016