surprise sex

Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.

Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!

"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"

My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant

by Bretty Hetty & Extreme Idiot Overlord April 14, 2006

Swedish Surprise

When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead

A Swedish Surprise is a great way to break up with your girlfriend, and also worth 10 points on USW

by papa moyer July 6, 2010

Dayton Surprise

When you stay in a hotel room with two beds and you defile one bed then make it up, then sleep in the other. The hotel staff never changes the unmade bed so check first! Surprise!

The service in that hotel was so bad I was expecting to find a Dayton Surprise to top it off.

by Chet Cocksworth January 19, 2008

Surprise Buttsecks

The best kind.

Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!

by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

Alaskan Narwhal Surprise

When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.

My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.

by Badonski June 11, 2012

October Surprise

When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."

News from October 31: We found Osama!

... although we really had his ass in a cell under the Pentagon the last three years.

by K Dawg Plus September 6, 2004

tinder surprise

Meeting up with someone you matched with on Tinder. However they are the not the person you expect and end up being twice your age with no front teeth.

John: Met up with a match from Tinder the other day
Ben: What was she like?
John: He was 50 and was wearing his birthday suit. It was a Tinder Surprise alright!

by BkS December 2, 2013