Stumply

Inordinately short-legged, compared to the remaining body.

That Bassett Hound's legs certainly are stumply looking!

by Bionic Brian Buddy March 14, 2022

Stumpered

Stumpered is when a person makes a fool out of another person. After yelling a joke, or “roast” they can shout out “STUMPERED”. This also works if you tap someone on the back and yell “STUMPERED”.

Person: “ You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me.”
Other People: “OOOOH STUMPERED”

by EllaBakerMushroomLady March 29, 2022

stump hunting

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!

"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"

by LillDaryl April 28, 2022

Stomps

When a song is so fire that shit stomps. While hearing music you aren’t only listening but feeling the music and it’s flow.

Friend 1: Oh shit that shit stomps!
Friend 2: Yeah! This is apart of the new album.
Friend 3: Instant bop!

by Anakin S May 20, 2022

Stumped

A term used to describe an establishment that is empty or dead.

Alternatively, a term to describe someone unattractive or undesirable.

“Let’s get out of here, this place is stumped”

“Did you go home with her last night?”
“Nah bro, she was stumped”

by Partchfield May 30, 2022

shumps

Shumps is more than a word, shumps is a way of life. the word perfectly fits into any scenario imaginable while remaining somewhat coherent. the receiving party should rely on context clues to come to a conclusion as to what the use of “shumps” is referring to.

oh i’m straight shumpin these modelos
“aye man i just hit 2 plates on bench”
“OH SHUMPS”

by hndrxx June 27, 2022

Shumpsterbate

Shumpsterbate; the combined act of shitting, pissing, and jerking off whilst taking a shower.

Jared: “dude I saw Chad shumpsterbate in the mens shower!”
Carl: “uuughh what the fuck?!”

by Shumper August 4, 2022