spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.
I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.
by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017
mugGet the spank robberymug.

backward dong spank

When a man backs up to a female naked (butt to butt) and they both bend forward with legs slightly spread apart and he bends his penis until it slaps spanks her pussy repeatedly.
Was thinking about you and doing the backward dong spank.
by Trixie9 February 25, 2020
mugGet the backward dong spankmug.

spank zone

by PuncherOfTrees November 4, 2023
mugGet the spank zonemug.

Daily Spanking Moments

The Youtube channel 'Daily Warzone Moments' if it was dedicated to spanking!
Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
mugGet the Daily Spanking Momentsmug.

Fistful spanking

Punching someone's ass.
Boxing someone's behind.
-He said he enjoys fistful spanking.
- He is just trying to make punching someone's ass sound kinky
by Yen9090 October 10, 2017
mugGet the Fistful spankingmug.

douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 29, 2011
mugGet the douche-spankedmug.

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