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Spank theory

The spank theory originates from ShyoWager, it is a theory in Valorant esports that says a team can only get spanked a certain amount of rounds before they get turned on, get hard and fuck the other team.
Have you heard of the spank theory?
Yes, MIBR are ready to fuck 100 Thieves
by Sh0ma August 7, 2025
mugGet the Spank theorymug.

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex
by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021
mugGet the Spank the Lasagnamug.

spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.
Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.
by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019
mugGet the spank a cougarmug.

Spanking Nog

Silly Ahh name for Beating The Wife
Dude, If she threatens to leave, Just start Spanking Nog
by Jank Botiko Fan February 20, 2025
mugGet the Spanking Nogmug.

booby spank

When a women with big boobs run and her boobs spank together.
That runner girls boobs kept booby spanking together
by Tittyspanker47 June 4, 2016
mugGet the booby spankmug.

spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.
Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass
by Johnny wacker April 21, 2014
mugGet the spank puttymug.

Spanked

Damn bra I’m spanked , that jay striked Oc I’m spanked
by TinaIsthatbitchpurr June 11, 2020
mugGet the Spankedmug.

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