Fuck sock

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.

"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Speedy socks

Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.

Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏

by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021

Booby sock

A contraption that holds breasts. "or another word for bra"

My booby sock fits just right

by Booby sock July 6, 2020

Ramen Sock

1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.

2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.

1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock

by Coolbabies March 15, 2019

Chicken sock

fuck you ciara

Ciara is a chicken sock

by Cock.block69 September 23, 2020

sock puddle

What occurs when someone wears socks that are way too small for their feet. The socks slip under the person's heels and settle under the arches of their feet, forming a "puddle" of their sock(s).

While walking to school, John felt his feet starting to get uncomfortable. He realized he was getting sock puddles, as a result of wearing his smallest ankle socks.

by Gennabee January 27, 2010

spicy sock

A sock in which one excretes diarrhea into, allowing the feet to become warm when cold.

After shoveling snow, I had to put on my spicy socks to warm my feet up.

by NickyDpropano November 9, 2022