smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015

half smash

To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.

Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.

by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017

smashing mouth

To perform oral sex on someone; giving a blowjob.

Dude, you should have seen her smashing mouth the other night.

Mmmind if I smash mouth?

by hambogey October 25, 2020

C-smash

The cervix smash

“You remember Kenneth from grade school?”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”

by NeetsHtennek February 17, 2019

pedal smash

when you go meet a blind date and shes just too ugly and you hit the gas and leave her standing there in the dust...

i have standards.. had to do a pedal smash....

by mackdadalicious cornielius June 26, 2020

retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.

Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!

by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014

Smashing binoculars

When two people deep throat a double sided dildo and meet in the middle.

Those two people were smashing binoculars.

by Zoltancowboysfan November 22, 2018