Respectfully Simp

When you simp either out of respect or without going over the top about it.

Person 1: "Damn, he's kinda cute."
Person 2: "simp"
Person 1: "yeah, but I'll respectfully simp."

by Spaghettinoodleghost September 24, 2020

Simp

It means a person who will do everything to get attention from another women, especially a guy.

hey, check this guy out he's a Simp because of his begging for nudes.

by Dr.YOLO March 29, 2020

Simp War

A war in which meets one of the following criteria:

1. Is between two simps

2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war

3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially

Guy 1: Whoa you think a simp war will happen

Guy 2: I don’t know

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Simp

When a girl's vagina looks like Homer Simpson's mouth

That girl was so hot but she had wicked camel toe, her vag was such a Simp, too.

by Mr&MrsChen February 9, 2020

Simpai

An older individual who is simping for somebody younger than them.

"Oh my goodness, I was talking to my simpai in the halls the other day and he totally asked for feet pics!"

by Kuro Ousama June 4, 2020

Simpson Hall

A dorm located on Redstone Campus at the University of Vermont. Known for their extreme ragers that occur every weekend and sometimes on Wasted Wednesdays and Thirsty Thursdays. It is a common destination for the cops, especially when floors 4 and 5 get a little too rowdy. Floor 3 is known as a retirement home, whereas floor 4 is known as the crack house and floor 5 is one step down from Vegas. With only three floors, all residents are pretty familiar with each other, which can lead to major beef between them. Although this may be true, in the end, they are all in this together whether they like it or not.

Wellness resident: Where do you live on campus.

Simpson resident: I live in Simpson Hall.

Wellness resident: NO WAY! Is there anything going on tonight?

Simpson resident: Well it is Thursday ;)

by tooaverageBOB October 23, 2018

simpsister

one who simps alongside you

Will and I are simpsisters for Shawn Mendes

by stolarski October 1, 2020