the shrimp shuffle

when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.

Shit wheres my dick gone after i did the shrimp shuffle

by smallbutgoodpersonality June 18, 2022

Gay Shrimp Knot

When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.

Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!

by Bigchaddy July 25, 2022

scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022

trailer shrimp

Cockroaches. Especially the larger ones sometimes called "Waterbugs" by people who don't want to admit they have giant roaches.

Hey man, do you want to go over to Cletus's place? He said he was making dinner.

Hell no, that place is crawling with trailer shrimp.

by TrailerShrimp July 4, 2023

Lil Shrimp

name you call your short girlfriend when you're drunk

She's normally 5'2 but when I take shots she becomes a lil shrimp

by notexertine October 31, 2023

aggressive shrimp

A term referring to an insecure man with a small ego and an even smaller... well, you know. This individual compensates for his shortcomings by belittling women, showcasing a regrettable blend of toxicity and an unsuccessful quest for validation.

Person A: "Did you see Jake talking down to Sarah again?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."

by MaxEightFive January 6, 2024

voodoo shrimp

A voodoo shrimp is a magic position that comes from a man’s pole. Once it has been slid down the partner becomes overly infatuated, border line obsessive. And in constant need of the voodoo shrimp.

“That voodoo shrimp was so good I can’t leave him alone!”

by Heartbreakerr November 19, 2023