chub-rub

When two fat chicks scissor

It's hot when I see girls chub-rub.

by Capt. Philthy July 21, 2011

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

Can be used in two cases. One for the girls and one for the guys. When this is said to a girl, it means dont play with other blokes dicks. When said to a guy it means dont touch up my girl (rhubarb being a nice sweet dish when added with sugar, girls being nice and sweet)

Boys: Hey man, thats my girlfriend you're trying to impress. Stop it, never rub another mans rhubarb.

Girls: Hey there bitch what you doing? That guys coming on to you. Remember I'm your boyfriend, never rub another mans rhubarb or else. (fight)

by Si_B June 28, 2005

blanket rub

when rubbing up on a blanket and as you wake you start to jiz all over your self!

Dam I woke up and was jizzing all over my leg and some got in my mouth this is from blanket rub

I was rubbing my blanket so fast on my penis I got blanket rub!

by DeleteThis January 1, 2011

texas rub n tub

A lubed up arm pit. That you stick you penis in and rub n tub.

Him: Can you give me a texas rub n tub Mami?
Me: Sure thing Daddy, let me just lube my pit up real quick!

by Penny-B October 23, 2017

Ying Yang Body Rub

It is a body Rub (skipping over a few body parts) but paying special attention to a few others, it is combined with oils and aromatherapy to relax the whole body. Not to be confused with a massage because to give a massage one needs a license..

He looks really happy he Musta got a Ying Yang body rub today.

by Pink Cinnamon May 26, 2020

big poppa smoker's sweet money championship rub

A bj's (bj's is a us restaurant) special seasoning

The baby back pork ribs contain some big poppa smoker's sweet money championship rub

by SomeGuyWhoDecidedToWriteSomeDe April 3, 2017

Workplace Rub

a term referring to the unwanted rubbing of the shoulders/arms at work. This is usually performed by the Plant Manager and occasionally by the maintenance man. The victim is attacked from the back when they are not expecting the rub to take place. The Workplace Rub can be countered with the Workplace Rub Square Up.

Zach: John got me with the Workplace Rub
Jermaine: Man you got to square up to him as soon as you see him come in the room

by The Denier February 18, 2010