Religion

The biggest bullshit ever created by men.

The religion of Christianity is bullshit, so is Islam and others.

by somerandomguy11117777 October 15, 2009

religion nazi

a religious person who is very sanctimonious; un-Christ-like

That bitch was a Religion Nazi, sure. Jesus definitely wouldn’t have put me in a hell hole of a halfway house like this.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

religious rape

When a religion is forced on you by your parents, friends, etc.

"I went to this Christian school and they religious raped me."

"My parents religious raped me"

by moistangelfoodcake November 8, 2015

Religiously open sexual preference

Aka. R.O.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to other people regardless of what religion they practice

Mario is actively practicing Raëlianism, but is sexually attracted to some other people despite the fact they practice other faiths. They have a Religiously open sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 5, 2021

Religious Nut

Official Definition from the United Church of Christ: "Religious nuts have ideas that are preposterous and meaningless to all but them. They carry a Bible (or other supposed authority) in their hands to proclaim their authenticity and are an embarrassment to the very words of that holy book".

Jesus was not a "religious nut". He never said to worship him, but merely be a good person and help others to enjoy a happy life. The scriptures venerate wisdom, reason, and above all, love and charity! Jesus wore a peasant's cloak and rode a donkey as a sign his humility. He wasn't a lunatic TV con artist in a $800K suit, sporting a $65M super-jet, and $200M mansion staffed with Playboy Bunnies !!!

A "Religious Nuts" don't fall far from the tree!

by DOOMSDAY X January 5, 2023

O'religious one

name given to ones girlfriend after she spends a week at religious camp and comes back "changed"(no more sexy time").

we have an hour before O'religious one gets home

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 10, 2011

Valentine's Love Religion

Stockholm's (Sweden) finest goth band. Started out 1999 and returned from hiatus 2009 with a really good song called Flower of Flesh.

All of the bands songs are about love or love-related. Funny footnote: the cult hit song, Zapphire, is inspired by a common alias used by asian strippers and the song Connie Loren is named after the transvestite with the same name.

Check out the band on on myspace/valentineslovereligion

Valentine's Love Religion

by Gothmikey December 30, 2009