Don't Real

A term combining "isn't real" and "don't exist", this internet meme was coined by MannixThePirate of Youtube and Blogtv.

Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.

Paul: Hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!

Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.

by xToadlordx September 2, 2009

Charlie! That Really Hurt!

A phrase, said in a British accent, to use to tell someone something hurt, whether its emotionally or physically.

Ouch Charlie! Ouuuuccchhh! Charlie! That really hurt! Charlie Bit Me! And it's still hurting...

by Jaredmannon January 10, 2008

Is'Real

Is'Real is a male name who is usually very short but also very humble in a great person to be around he loves food In if he says he loves you he means is always a very social person loves making friends but you show him your not a good friend he Will leave you alone and is very protective person all the time you need help you call Is'Real.

Hey is'real it's me your sister I love you

by Part of five October 24, 2018

No... really?

A sarcastic way of saying, "you just stated the obvious."

Typically used in the presence of a stupid person.

Similar to no shit

Stupid person: the sun is out during the daytime.
Normal person: no... really?

by 01288 September 12, 2010

real

Often used by someone to describe themselves as "genuine" or "authentic". It is perhaps the most overused and generic word in current use, rendering it almost meaningless. Browse any personals advertisements and every other person who lacks a sufficiently descriptive vocabulary will describe themselves as "real".

I am for real.

by A May 19, 2004

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Ralli //// //// Art
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"Mitsubishi Ralli Art Lancer Evolution VI Tommi Makinen edition"

by Anjelic_Omen September 16, 2004

Gen Z “Real” Alt Kid

Some of the most annoying little shits on the internet. Typically claims to be punk or goth or metal or any other subculture that was really big like 40 years ago. They discover 1 song from Dead Kennedys, the Cure, Mayhem, or any other edgy band from the 70s-90s and try to act like their music taste is superior to that of their peers. Snobby and pompous as fuck and usually won’t shut the fuck up about how emo trap/dark trap artists like Lil Peep, $uicideboy$, and Ghostemane aren’t “real punk” or “real metal” or “real goth” even though nobody around them actually thinks that or says that. They mock dead artists’ deaths just simply because they don’t like them and then suddenly act like they give a shit about humanitarianism when someone makes fun of Joey Jordison or Rozz Williams. Overall, they’re quite hypocritical and annoying as shit! If they catch you posting a story of you listening to one Ecco2k track while wearing black clothes, they will try to send you playlists of bands that you probably already know and like such as the Cure, Orchid, Slipknot, etc. but they still think you’re intellectually inferior to them for liking rap music (which may or may not be racially charged…). If you think you might be a Gen Z “Real Alt” Kid, don’t worry. It’s perfectly okay to like punk rock, metal, goth, emo, etc. It’s just bullshit to put genres and subcultures into a static box and not let artists evolve their sound or fans their fashion style without throwing a pussy fit.

Drainer kid: “I love bladee he’s such a good artist!”

Gen Z “real” alt kid: “BLADEE IS NOT REAL EMO!!!1!1! REAL EMO CONSISTS OF THE 1980—“

Drainer kid: “Oh my God nobody fucking gives a shit go outside.”

Emo kid: “Yeah tf??? You literally think you’re better than us cos u like the same music as my mom and dad and uncle and you dress like a character from The Breakfast Club. Don’t be a dick, bro.”

Drainer kid: “You’re kinda cool! Wanna go listen to the new Underoath album?”

Emo kid: “Hell yea man!”

Gen Z “real” alt kid: *unintelligible screaming noises upon hearing an underoath fan call himself emo*

by lmaomeanlickmyassout October 2, 2021