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Pot noodle soup religion 

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion”
Pot noodle soup religion innit g”

Sexy Bois Religion 

This is the official Religion for the Sexy Bois
Corpse: Damn Dude I look so good today

Corpse 2: Hell fuck yes you do

Corpse 3: Welcome in the Sexy Bois Religion

Delism(cult/friendly religion)

The cult of Delilah, Our lord and savour.
''Hey. you part of the Cult 'Delism(cult/friendly religion)' and commit alot of 'delism' aka mass genocide''

''Yes. So what if Delism(cult/friendly religion)is a cult of Delilah''

Definition: the cult of Delilah and DOESNT include acts of mass genocide

The End-times Religion 

A Naziyr: Devoted One to Yahweh is the religion mentioned in the book of Revelations Chapter 7 and 14 lead by the endtimes lead prophet Naziyr, originally known as the Archangel Michael and Melchizedek with a little book (scroll) he received from Yahweh (God of Israel) in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1 & Revelations 10:1-11. A new Covenant is made with the members of this new religion and they will worship Yahweh as their only Lord and Savior.
Are you into "The End-times Religion?" You know, The Naziyrs: Devoted Ones to Yahweh?

star trek religion 

The in universe mock religion of Trekkies from Futurama in the 23rd Century.
"By The 23rd Century, Star Trek had evolved from a fandom of male virgins with skin problems into a full blown religion" - Zoe Saldana as Lieutenant Nyota Uhura as herself from Futurama Celebrity voice cast guest appearance. Known as The Star Trek Religion.

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job 

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."