Happy Religion

A term used when you have no idea what a person celebrates holiday-wise. He or she may be hindu, chinese, or something you can't even recognize.

"Merry Christmas, Devin!"
"Uh, happy religion, Nimeshura!"

by DatGrass December 31, 2011

Religion

Rationalization for people with a relativity low IQ.

"Hey Joe, why do you like religion so much?"
"I love religion, because religion gives me a purpose!"

by łaco December 12, 2020

religion

Human superstition organised into a scam that ultimately does less harm than good.

Most religions tell you that killing your fellow Human is a bad idea because a wizard said so.

by itoldyouimnotanalien January 4, 2018

Found Religion

A person has suddenly become passionate or committed to something as if it were a religion.

"Dave used to waste money, but after having kids, he found religion about saving for the future."

by TheToesKnows August 12, 2025

religion

Another word for Cult. While i think some religions are fine. most if not almost all religions are false beliefs that people follow to the grave. people think they can just horrible hate crimes or just murder someone and then pray. most don't use religion for the good they say they do."Leviticus 19:18: "You shall not take vengeance or bear a grudge against any of your people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself." most Christians don't follow this, in fact most Christians haven't even read the bible.

"Oh Hello There Young Lady, Wanna Join Our Religion?" "No, I'm an Atheist." "HOW DARE YOU!"

by SoClaos November 27, 2024

Religion Baiting

A method of baiting people into liking or subscribing into a channel by using religion. Examples: Like and subscribe if you love Jesus!

I caught a YouTuber religion baiting.

by dswqsa895 December 26, 2023

religion

religion is a spiritual tool in order to protect or advance human-growth

a lot of those people disagreed on which religion was *correct*, however some monks believed that there was no “correct” religion

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023