Quarantine teen

A teenager who stays home to either gain weight or workout way to much and watch Netflix make tiktoks and stay in their bed thinking about how life used to be while shaving their head, dying their hair, or getting bangs. Or going mental from staying home with their Annoying siblings.

My daughter is a quarantine teen she has gone crazy.

by Renity May 15, 2020

quarantine virginity

When you haven’t had sex since before lockdown and you complain on the daily about how much you want to have sex

Yo David my brudda I think I’ve got quarantine virginity

by Adam L Moss May 19, 2020

Quaranjeans

A pair of jeans you wear for long periods of time while in quarantine.

I washed my quaranjeans today after work from home in them continuously for two weeks.

by Funboy 1126 May 21, 2020

quaranteen

someone who was a teen during the isolation period so missed out on important self discovery and education

1: im gonna fail my gcses
2: ur such a quaranteen

by ferrettoes1 May 24, 2020

Quaranqueen

A person who is not ill but needs to socially isolate and not work for 14 day because of Covid-19 exposure. This person has resources to enjoy their time off.

That guy is a quaranqueen playing video games and ordering takeout.

by heathcat August 5, 2020

quarantutionalized

Having been quarantined, one develops practices and habits that make it difficult to re-enter society.

Looks like lots of people have been quarantutionalized, showing up in public with bed head, pajamas and looking for the strongest WiFi signal.

by Psychnat June 22, 2020

Quartepoly

Contrary to popular believe that we live in a 2 party system (aka Duopoly), we’re in a 4 party system of control in the United States comprised of Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians and Green Party. Republicans are the bat shit crazy people that use any means necessary to win that people are terrified while the Democrats are purposefully inept while fighting them. Democrats first order of business is to make sure any real opposition are never nominated by the party through rigging and Election Fraud. Then disenfranchised voters try to find a viable alternative through Libertarians/Greens because both are antiwar & big on personal freedoms but differ drastically in economics. The problem is that both of them are purposely inept as well due to the Koch Brothers funding Libertarians while they and the Greens make sure no real opposition with enough name recognition is nominated. Libertarians/Greens also have circuses of conventions making people not see them as serious.

Disenfranchised Voter #1: We need to end the 2 party dictatorship

Disenfranchised Voter #2: And how are the Libertarians/Greens any better? We really need to abolish the Quartepoly.

Disenfranchised Voter #1: Huh 🤨

Disenfranchised Voter #2: Let me explain....

**4 Hours Later**

Disenfranchised Voter #1: I get it now! All political parties need to go away, George Washington was right, shame we didn’t listen to him.

by mburg33 September 9, 2020