A man or female orally willing to accept another womans airy vaginal discharge in the hopes of seeking sexual pleasure.
Last night on the phone ,my boyfriend heard my sputtering bologna lipped cunt releasing stank ass pussy farts . The next thing I knew , my door opened , and there he was. That dirty queef catcher couldnt wait for a mouthful of chum .
by MIKE G C/O 96 September 5, 2006
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by Fred Rogers March 24, 2003
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Get the queef nugget mug.EVERYTHING. Can be used as an insult or a compliment. or simply when you dont know the word u r trying to say:)
INSULT: Ugh your such a quaft!!!!!
COMPLIMENT : Damn girl you be lookin quaft today!
RANDOM: It was in its own little quaft:)
COMPLIMENT : Damn girl you be lookin quaft today!
RANDOM: It was in its own little quaft:)
by KatieIsQuaft April 15, 2011
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Get the Queef Beer mug.When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.
Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.
by Auddy && Kels July 1, 2011
Get the Queef dust balls mug.When someone has a bad case of the queefs. Or when thunder and lightening comes out of the vagina after or durning giving birth to a baby. Or a queef that is so loud that it sounds like thunder.
by Bochickawowowow November 16, 2007
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