When you accidentally get your siblings magic bubble wand blower and stick it up your vagina and it breaks in there. Then you queef with the liquid inside and it makes a bubble!
step bro: *accidentally walks in room* omg is that a queef bubble? that’s kinda hot.
me: *blushes* yes, but tell Josh (other sibling) I’m really sorry and it was an accident, I was really horny and my tight pussy broke it 😣
step bro: alright, we’ll just buy him another one, but we can fix your horniess for now 😏
A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.
“eves queef jar was stored under simons pillow, ready to be released the next day!”
n. An annoying mammal who consistantly queefs and covers it up. Also refered to ask queef brains, fuck tarts, or queef bags, a queef tart is someone (mainly female) who would refere to her friends as bitches. Not a plesent person to be around.
Me- "For realstop being such a queef tart!"
Her- "I'm not bitch!"