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dude patten is like the awsomest name everrrr. kicked major butt in WWI
general patten is the best.
by Matt patten January 29, 2009
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Armand Pettenon

someone who always talks about themselves and doesnt shut up about how nice he thinks he is. and always talks about how expensive his items area and is addicted to CHAT ROULETTE!
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by Karly C June 16, 2010
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Potted.

'Potted'. If one has been 'Potted' then one has been 'Parred' (please find in urban dictionary if the word is not part of your inner language)

In other words: If you have been potted then you have in some way been insulted. This word works far better in a group of people as once one has been insulted another acquaintance (or if the group are close to you a 'friend) will turn round and yell in a teasing way 'POTTED'.
Person 1: 'You've disrsepected me'
person 2: 'MATE, your mums sideburns disrespect me'
Group: 'BLADD, YOU JUST BEEN POTTED. INIT.'
person 4: Parred
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harry potter

A series of books originally aimed at children and young adults that has become steadily more popular before being massacred by Chris Coumbus, Steve Kloves (die) and their team of monkeys.

Long series short; 10 year old orphan Harry discovers he's a wizard with the help of a big (really big) hairy bloke, and soon begins his education at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Much wackiness ensues, and he finds himself face to face with the baddie who killed his parents.

See also - "Barry Trotter and The Shameless Parody".

For some reason, people always find the need to compare the Potter series to Lord of The Rings. Why? They're too very different series, and besides, Potter is much better.
1: Who is this Harry Potter fellow?
2: Pfft. You retarded Muggle.
by mouldvort May 7, 2004
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Harry Potter Jotter

(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.

The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .
Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'

Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'

Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'

Mike: 'Tell me about it.'
by mangalover997 September 4, 2010
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Putter

A nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you're too drunk to think of anything better.
"Whoa Putter! Stop swinging at me like that!"
by Jenksy Cat February 5, 2005
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Harry Potter

A seven-part series by J.K. Rowling, which documents the eponymous hero's years at the magical (fictional) Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The plot is largely focused on Harry's pursuit of and encounters with Lord Voldemort, the evil sorcerer who murdered Harry's parents and attempted to murder Harry himself.

The series was so popular that the New York Times created a separate bestsellers list for children's books, although many Harry Potter fans consider this an insult to the content and literary maturity of the series.

Six of the seven books in the series have been published:

1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1998 ('Philosopher's Stone' in Britain)
2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azakaban, 1999
4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, 2003
6. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, 2005
by Rafaella December 28, 2005
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