Puddle fishing

Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway

When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing

by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear May 8, 2023

piddly squat

The act of sitting or squatting in a puddle to piddle (pee)

The kid indiscretely sat in a sunny puddle, on the hot, wet pool deck, for a piddly squat.

by Freyjawired May 18, 2023

Puddle Piggy

A nickname for a sub who rolls around in semen on the bed or other surface post/during intercourse

"Be a good little Puddle Piggy and enjoy that mess!"

by FoxxxieNoir June 25, 2023

piddlybonk

When the Cheeseman does the thing

Do he be piddlybonking? Cheeseman says dob't tell dad.

by Da CHEESEMAN July 4, 2023

puddlage

An area that has a lot of puddles

The puddlage here is quiet high

by K9Tobler July 18, 2023

Puddle Stepper

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.

Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!

by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023

puddlelights

A modern car that now shines a "bat signal" of its creator on the floor when you press the key fob open key!

Ey up shag, did you see Andys car has now got puddlelights?
Don't get excited....he'd used black gaffer tape and a cheap torch on scrappy blue!

by The vorest avenger December 29, 2023