Flom potato

Meaning a fat and lazy person

“Do you see her over there on the sofa with the chocolate? She’s a flom potato!”

by 87bin December 22, 2021

Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.

"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."

by A. Fakename October 27, 2009

potato bagging

male version of camel toe

That dude is totally potato bagging, he needs to get some pants that fit!

by Johnxt1 October 9, 2015

being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy

Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today

by slyfy99 July 28, 2017

Dropping Potatoes

Taking a shit. Taking a dump. Pinching a loaf.

I could tell my mom was dropping potatoes when she called me on the phone to find out when I needed to be picked up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2018

couple potatoes

When you give something a few minutes or seconds. Used to describe an unexact time.

Hey Lin, I'm gonna be a couple potatoes late to work today.

by Potatoe tomatoe June 11, 2017

vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 15, 2015